It's been 17 years since that fateful day when Sugar Daddy and I tied the knot and joined the ranks of millions of other wedded couples. I was going to share with you some photos of that day, but who really enjoys looking at another person's boring old wedding photos? So let's mix it up a little. I'm going to show you the ones that DIDN'T make it into the Wedding Album of Extreme Awesomeness.
Behold:
Future MIL and unmade, barely awake me on the morning of Black Saturday. I can't even tell you who that is in the back. Maybe Future FIL, I'm not entirely sure.
John's friend Brian had to get a shot of John's boxers which were specially purchased for the day. They had little limousines on them that said "Get me to the church on time".
The Blushing Bride.
(Hey, Kim, can you spot the Suddenly Boobs in this shot?)
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Reception shoes. They said "Just Married" on them.
Do NOT incur the wrath of Angry Bride!
What's he doing under there?
UVULAAAAAAA!
Is that a propane tank?!
GET IT, FAIR MAIDENS!!
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Lookin' Studly. Don't light that nasty thing, John!
Awesomeness.
What a couple of goobers.
Working together to wield the knife.
We had no idea what we were doing and I vaguely remember trying to lick that knife off when we were done, but I was thwarted by someone possessing more manners than I. (I was frosting blocked!)
Every bride should dance to Sir Mix-A-Lot, especially when they are sporting a ginormous bow on their hind end.
Okay, this one's not that funny, and it DID make it into the album, but it was taken in the backseat of a Saab on the way to the reception. We submitted this one to the paper...after we cropped out the dome light. ;)
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| This one really should have made it into the book. Someone move those candles! |
Just outside the church.
No one looks quite ready, do they?
(Is that my FIL photobombing this one?)
(Is that my FIL photobombing this one?)
You know what? Can we get just one more shot of those boxers and your supercool dance moves, John?
Very nice. Thank you, honey.
Congrats Riki and Sugar Daddy! Here's to many more.
ReplyDeleteRikiness to the fullest extreme!
ReplyDeleteI'm giggling madly over here! I raise my glass to the complete Awesomeness of Black Saturday. ♥
ReplyDeleteCongrats:)
ReplyDeleteCongrats :)
ReplyDeleteI love that the alter has boobs on it. As well it should.
ReplyDeletePS, your wedding dress looks a lot like mine. We were married 18 years in June, so it makes sense. We did the Chicken Dance at our reception. We didn't get a propane take though, so I feel kinda slighted.